New Money, Old Game

For tax-weary inhabitants of this country, a tax break would be more than welcome. But, believe it or not, there is one group of workers who have insisted on being given the privilege of paying tax. They work their butts off but are not eligible for sick pay. "Enough is enough," they said. "Now we want to be treated like everyone else."

"That shouldn't be a problem," said a spokesperson for the Income Tax Department. "All they have to do is provide receipts to their clients whose names may be omitted if so desired."

So bang away, hookers. Join the crowd and fill the state coffers.